MATTY’S ASS – ON SALE
- Brigham Vaughn
- Aug 1
- 1 min read
Wait, that didn’t come out right …
When Kim and I were talking about what to do while the signed paperback launch gets put on hold, I suggested we put all things Matty on sale. Things got a little bit silly after that …
In high school, my friends and I joked we were the Sass Girls. It was the 90s, so it was a take on the Spice Girls. Because I wore a lot of black/liked vampire books, I was dubbed Vampire Sass.
In fact, my email address was vampiresass@hotmail.com
Since, back in those days, most households only had one computer for the whole family, my best friend Erin’s mom saw an email I sent Erin. Upon seeing who had sent it, she screeched, "OMG who is Vampire's Ass?? Is it your friend SL? I bet it's SL, she's always been a bad influence.”
Erin rolled her eyes and said, “Mom, it's Brigham and it says Vampire Sass, not Vampire’s Ass."
Mollified by this, her mom said, "Oh, well, if it's Brigham, that's fine. She's a nice girl.”
In the two and a half decades since then, SL became a married nurse who lives on a sheep farm with her husband. And I'm single, kinky and writing smutty romance books … cackles
The good news is, Erin’s mom loves still me!
So, whether you’re looking for The Home Game in audio, stickers, a magnet, or a piece of art featuring Matty Carlson, you can get it all for 11% off.
Just use the code: MATTYSASS at checkout.
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